"What Guys Think"
Maybe if I tried a little harder
Or was a little bit smarter
Maybe if I wasn't such a bore
Maybe then she'd like me more
Am I even exciting enough?
Does she like a guy who's tough?
Maybe if my breath didn't smell
She'd like me more I can tell
Does she even like me at all?
Maybe she's more on the ball
Maybe I'm just a fool strung out
Maybe I need less self-doubt
Before she starts to prefer
Another guy next to her
Maybe I'm her only one
Burning brightly as her sun
Maybe I should walk away
And leave her to another's prey
Falling into the hands of a fiend
Maybe I should intervene
Maybe if I applied who I am
And didn't play pretend
And lived inside her world
I would be the best for this girl
If I didn't try things myself
And actually asked for help
Maybe I could get inside her head
And better understand what she says
Maybe if my mind didn't wander
And I didn't sit here and ponder
I could stop asking why
And build the courage to try
Maybe I'll get a chance to say
Would you like to go on a date?
If I try to kiss her goodbye
Maybe then she'll have a good night
Should I eat while she stares?
Will she like what I'll wear?
Maybe if I compliment her hair
She'll let me see her underwear
Maybe if I wasn't a fail
Maybe if I tried to exhale
I could breathe a lot easier
And live a longer life for her
Maybe if time didn't move so fast
Maybe then this love will last
If only time didn't rush us by
If only I wasn't a stupid guy
But maybe within more time
If I could write a better rhyme
Or even a simple melody
I could earn her heart brilliantly
And she can believe in herself
And soar above this world of hell
Maybe if we worked as a team
Maybe then you'll feel what I mean
But maybe now I shouldn't think
Maybe I should have another drink
Worthless answers from useless friends
Things will be all right in the end










--Funny they have this ad here about cheating boyfriends.